meshugenuh (me-shu-ge-nuh) n. Yiddish 1) A crazy person, 2) A madman.

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Monday, February 20, 2006

If you don't watch 24, you don't know JACK!


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This has nothing to do with sports tonight, it has everything to do with JACK. If you don't watch24, you don't know Jack! Jack Bauer is the main protagonist in Fox's hit series 24. The reason why I write about Jack tonight is because its the most Meshugenuh show on television. For those of you that don't watch 24, stop reading this post now and go out and rent or buy season one. For those of you like myself and the Meshugenugget who treat 9:00 Monday nights as a holy holiday, you folks will love the subject of this post tonight.

First of all, what is the deal with Edgar and Chloe, why don't they just kiss and make out? You know Edgar loves that weirdo more then he loves anything else besides the Yankees and a big fat bowl of his mother's pasta. Secondly, why has Jack not died yet? He has technically died twice and somehow like a cat with nine lives, makes his way back each Monday night into our living rooms. He is immortal and has veins full of ice and heroin (lol)!

Also, why is the President such a pansy? He can't ever make up his own mind and always takes orders from traitors. I think his wife should strangle him and shoot the VP on a hunting trip and that in itself would make a great season SIX.

Finally, why do people on the show listen to "The Hobbit" aka "The Founder of the Goonies"? Honestly, would you listen to your boss if he looked and acted like a hobbit? For all I know, this
hobbit-goonie-meshugenuh is probably working with the terrorists and will try to kill Jack, which won't end up happening (because Jack is Jack).

Write your comments below this post and tell me when Jack will finally be killed! I always write about sports and even in 24 you can find sports motifs such as Tony's Cubs Mug, so don't think I'm selling out by writing about the greatest show on television.

-The Sports Meshugenuh-

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edgar is a pimp and I guarantee he will start banging Kloe and her weird mouth in the bathroom at C.T.U.

March 02, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do people cross the road?

To get to Brighton for the chicken salad at Maria's.

Thought you knew that one.

lee

March 25, 2006

 

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